True, you’re a far cry from a Saint Bernard, and this baguette is no barrel of ale, but once I fasten it under your chin, the panel of judges will be none the wiser. Viking County Fair Blue Ribbon, here we come!
Leave the bun. Take the canoli.
What part of “du är en dålig hund” don’t you understand?
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